𝘾𝙊𝙎𝙈𝙄𝘾 ━━━ 𝐤𝐨𝐭𝐥𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬

𝕂𝕆𝕋𝕃ℂ ℝ𝔼𝔸ℂ𝕋𝕊 𝕋𝕆 𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕊𝕆ℝ𝕋𝕀ℕ𝔾 ℍ𝔸𝕋

me: WELCOM-

Dex: do you always have to say "welcome?"

Me: Yes i do and it annoys you so bonus!

Wylie: can we just get over with this?

Me: yeah yeah- we are reacting to this hat *pulls out da sorting hat*

Sophie: wat how did you get that?

Me: I stole it from dumbledore and then met voldy and came back here just for you

sorting hat: LET ME GOO

Me: shut up ill give you back after!

sorting hat: ;-;

Marella: so you gonna tell us what a sorting hat or whatever you said is??

Me: Oh yeah *explains what the sorting hat is*

keefe: oOOOOOOooOo i bet tammy is a slytherin

tam: *grumbles*

Me: ok you all get to be sorted into your houses now!

biana: :D

Me: ok first is biana! come sit on the stool

biana: *sits on the stool*

sorting hat: hmmm...very brave but cunning and smart....better be GRYFFINDOR

keefe: OOOOOO me next!

Me: well the sit on the stool

keefe: *sits down*

sorting hat: cunning...ambitious....should be SLYTHERIN!

keefe: noice 👍🏽

Me: Ok Linh  next!

sorting hat: sweet......kind and brave..HUFFLEPUFF

Lihn: yay

Me: ok um ritz cracker next!

fitz: dont call me Ritz Cracker!

me: just get on the damn stool!

sorting hat: hmmm....rude.......but brave......GRYFFINDOR

Fitz: i am not rude!

tam: you kinda are ritz

me: see Tammy thinks-

tam: SHUT UP

Me: anyways Wylie next?

Wylie: fine *gets on the stool*

sorting hat: ....A mix of smart and brave.......should be RAVENCLAW!

Wylie: yay I'm not in a house with them! *points to everyone in the room*

Me: actally... im a ravenclaw MWHAHAHAHAHA

Wylie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me: ok uhh marella next

storting hat: all i have to say is SLYTHERIN!

Me: Tam now!

sorting hat: why are you even asking my? SLYTHERIN!

Me: Now dex!

sorting hat: dang this kid smarter then all of you.....RAVENCLAW!

Me: AY JOIN THE CLUB DEX!

dex: no 🖤

Me: rude well now is time for SOPHIE FREAKING FOSTER

Sophie: ;-;

Sophie: *gets on stool*

Sorting hat: interesting....very interesting..hmm smart brave cunning and kind.......better be SLYTHERIN

Sophie: huhhhhhh???

Keefe: well that just happened-

Me: go shoo I have to put the sorting hat back before dumberdore finds out I stole it-