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BTS- *loses jungkook in the crowd*

Y/n- *smirks* I got this

Y/n- *in a high-pitched voice* JUNGKOOK-OPPA!!!

jungkook- *pushes through the crowd, ready to fight* SHOW ME THAT MF BITCH

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hobi- YAH! y/n i got to know you love football, tell me something about it

Y/n- 

hobi- 

jin- OH NO NO NO-

Y/n- sit yo ass down today's gonna be a long day

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Y/n- a mosquito tried to bite me and i slapped it and killed it

Y/n- then i started thinking

Y/n- like it was just trying to get food

Y/n- what if i went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck

Y/n- how would i feel?

Yoongi- are you ok?

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tae- if i run and jump at Y/niee, she will most certainly catch me in her arms.

tae running towards Y/n:- INCOMING!

Y/n- NO! I AM HOLDING HOT COFFE-

also Y/n- *drops coffee to catch taehyung*

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namjoon- if you have 10 FIFA WORLDCUP tickets and I take one of them, how many do you have left?

me- 10 FIFA WORLDCUP tickets and 1 dead namjoon...

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jungkook- you call me your bro, but where were you when my meme had only 4 likes?

Y/n- making 4 accounts

jungkook- bro....

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jin- truth or dare?

y/n- dare-

jin- okay, i dare you to kiss the hottest person in this room

y/n- ok tae?

BTS- *gasps*

tae- *blushes* y-yes?

y/n- move aside you are blocking jimin

tae- o-oh *moves aside*

y/n- chimmy?

jimin-*blushes* y-ya?

y/n- move aside you are blocking the mirror

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y/n trying to sleep

jk- are you sleeping?

y/n- no i am just practicing my death *sarcastic*

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jin- y/n is not waking up

jimin- just tell her something which is factually incorrect

jin- ok..

after some minutes

y/n- WHICH PIECE OF SHIT SAID THAT FIFA WORLDCUP TAKES PLACE EVERY YEAR-

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y/n- okay we gotta get through this locked door, yoongi hyung quick gimme your credit card.

yoongi- here

y/n, pocketing it- cool! jungkook bust down the door

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jin- SHIT we lost jimin

y/n- i got this

y/n- ACHOO!

jimin- *pushes around, and runs towards y/n with a tissue box* YOU OK?

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tae- jungkook did not let me play over watch with him WAHHHHHHHHHH

y/n- *grabs shovel* SHOW ME WHERE THAT MF DUDE IS

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