random anime one shots (discontinued)

obey me scenarios

this is from my obey me oneshots book so pls go check that out and leave a request even so yea no Spoilers either I'm new to the game I have made a pact with everyone but Satan and lucifer that's vaguely where I'm at oki

you are a moody child that has anger issues and they do something that sets you off or someone dose it🙂🤪

Lucifer

You were basically getting lectured rn because the of a certain idiot and the worst part is he got away and it was just you now it had been a good I think we all know who this idiot is the greedy little you screamed in your head you were so mad you completely shut Lucifer out and of course he noticed this and gripped you're chin to gain you're attention again. "y/n I would appreciate it if you listened" he said in a serious tone. You couldn't help yourself you lost it like lost it " ahhhrrrrg noooooo I didn't even do anything ahrgg!!" you gripped you're hair in your hands pulling at it and screaming out basically throwing a hissy fit basically but you stopped when you heard a laugh you stopped and looked at the male next to you curiously. "what, what's so funny?" you asked. "oh nothing just you are really mad I guess I can leave this here until I find my brother then we can pick this up again for now go cool down a bit" he went straight back to his normal tone almost as soon as he started talking. You had a small blush on your face as you gave a quick nod and went back to your room.

Mammon

Ok we all know this idiot can make anyone mad and what he had done made you flip like flip you marched into the dinning hall area or whatever you call and quite literally tackled him sending yourself flying with him off his chair he also quite literally screamed like a girl. You had him in a headlock and screamed insults at him. Everyone stared in silence until you heard a laugh from the purple haired weeb. "LOOOL this is gold I need to take a picture of this and post it" he laughed his D.D.D camera flashing multiple times as he took pictures of the scene Infront of him. "ok what is this about" Lucifer got up pulling me off his brother with little effort. "this asshole stole my clothes and not just any my UNDERWEAR LIKE what the hell you sold it didn't you!!" I yelled trying to break free of Lucifer's grasp but it was pretty futile. Everyone was quite again except for Levi and Asmo struggling to hold back their laughter. After that all I know is that I couldn't sleep that night thanks to Mammon screaming all night and trying to escape Lucifer.

Levi

Ok you decided to skip school and hang out with Levi and play games it had been six hours and you were still yet to win a single game of any of the games you guys had played. You were getting really annoyed finally you had enough you had to use up all your strength to not throw the controller in your hands but you placed down with a small thud and pounced on the male next to you. "damm you, you could let me win~" you whined as you punched the males chest now he was laying against the floor and you were sitting on his lower stomach. "no way I won so face it y/n" he smirked and laughed in victory. "why you" you hissed and wrapped your hands around his neck and tried to choke the male but like that would work you weren't that strong the male was bigger then you and he was a demon like you'd have any effect. "geeze someone is a sore loser" he teased not bothered at all. "DAMMIT!" you just layed down against him and whispered into his ear "I'ma beat yo ass mother fucker" you whispered the first two words before screaming him jumping at the words you yelled in his ear pretty much throwing you off him you picked up the controller again.

Satan

Ok this man has anger issues of his own since he is the avatar of wrath and that means he can also tell if someone is angry. You had just gotten back from school and a few demons had decided to hit on you in a way and make fun of you in another, this had really annoyed you. You walked into the males room with a scowl on your face and he knew you were coming because he could feel you're anger from the moment you entered the house, on way up you had even punched Mammon in the face on your way up the stairs.  "hello y/n what's up?" he asked as he looked up from his book to look at you. "not much I just need to calm down" you shuddered as you did your best to not lose it. "here tea" Satan pointed to the table where he had to cups of tea set up. "oh thanks" I grabbed a cup and took a sip tea really was a nice thing to help me calm down I sat down on the other chair in the room. I sighed and just closed my eyes for a bit but I still felt iratted I placed the cup down and burst out in anger. "Omg why are they so annoying it it ahhrrgg!!" I hit myself in the head with the palm of my hand hissing basically. "still mad what happened?" he looked up at me curiously. I sighed and began to rant on about what happened.

Asmodeus

man is that not a day that go's past that this man doesn't annoy you in some way or another. Today tho he really annoyed you he agreed to help you with something (make it whatever you want I guess) but when he didn't show up and you went to his room there he was he had a damm girl and he was making out with her I mean you don't care what he dose in his 'love' life but when he promised to help you and instead dose this it mad you mad like really mad "why you little!" you grabbed a broom from god knows where and literally kicked the girl from the bed and smashed the broom onto his face the handle part of the broom that is. He quickly dogged as you brought it down another time almost falling off the bed. "h-hey watch the face" he yelled the girl had left and I started chasing the male around the house with the broom. "Oh hey y/n wha- ahhhh!" Mammon waved as you ran past him you yelled a simple shut up before hitting him in the face with the broom sending him flying down the stairs and over the rails, luckily Beel caught him before he could completely go over the edge. I caught up to the male and hit him multiple times until Lucifer came in and dragged me away.

Beelzebub

Now this man couldn't make you mad he was just too cute so of course he wasn't the reason for your anger. It was actually Mammon who made you mad you and Beel got along pretty well especially since you were good at baking like really good at it and you had made some cookies for the male since he did ask for them and truth be told you had a crush on the orange haired demon so it made you extra angry that had completely destroyed the cookie mixture by knocking the whole thing of pepper into it, you were pissed, "oops sorry y/n" he laughed "why you little, ahhhrrrrg!!" I screamed jumping onto the male and grabbing him by the neck just insulting him left right and centre, the noise alerted a male that was already on their way down to the kitchen Beel walked in on quite the sight there was his brother getting beaten up by you he quickly stepped in and lifted you up effortlessly "umm what's going on?" Beel asked "ahh thank god, Beel you gotta help me y/n went insane like she just tackled me and everything" he yelled as you hissed at him. "well it's your fault you just tipped a whole ton of pepper into the cookie dough mix you idiot!" you tried to break free from Beel's hold but it was no use until suddenly he just let go of you and you landed on the other male who was just about to get up off the floor only to fall back down again. "ok that's a fair reason" Beel nodded and went to leave, "what come on Beel help me" his brother yelled " no you wrecked y/n's cooking so you have to face the punishment" Beel left and you smirked down at the male infront of you. "what!? no pls it was an accident" he pleaded but it was no use.

Belphegor

(ok so I don't know too much about this boi so sorry if it is off a bit and I don't really know what his short/nickname is so I'll call him by full for the moment 😗)

You were sick of your friend Belphegor sleeping and being the avatar of sloth that he is like it was ok but today you felt like it was too much you didn't want to cuddle and sleep at the moment. You pushed him around as he tried to protest and cling to his bed. "no y/n I don't wanna get up leave me alone will you that or cuddle with me that's it ok" he hissed and whined at the same time. "Belphegor no you get up now will you come on let's do something!" I screeched at him he just snuggled back into his pillow and ignored me. "urrhggg" I sighed and grabbed the mattress and flipped it sending him flying off the bed him landing with a thud. "ahhhh y/n don't do that I was sleeping damm you" he stood up and glared at me. "now you can sleep" I crossed my arms and left the room. "fine I will damm you y/n" he wrapped himself in his blanket and snuggled into his pillow falling asleep pretty quickly.