hero: hmm...
alarm: *wails*
hero: WHAT NOW?!!!!!!!
hero: *talks to Siri* HEY SIRI!
Siri: ...
hero: HEY SIRI WHAT NOW
Siri: opening Minecraft
Hero: NO NOT THAT!
hero: ok someone robbed the ice place of...
hero: ice cream!
Hero: hmm... I'll let the justice league handle it.
Passer-by: you are in the Justice league.
hero: wait what- shoot