Origins Of Olympus S2 & S3 Shorts and Ships

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Cal: Why are your tongues purple?

Bryan: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Inpu: I had a red one..

Cal: Oh

Cal:

Cal: OH WAI-

Ricarro: You drank each other's slushies?-

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Solis: HI! Welcome to Applebees! Would you like the apples or the bees?

Mario: Bees..?-

Solis: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Mario: W-Wait-

*Ricarro comes out with a jar of bees*

Mario: WAIT THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS-

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River: Cause I just want you for my own~!

Bryan: Please leave me the fuck alone-

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Inpu: Where's Ricarro?

Lychee: Doing stuff.

Inpu: I don't like the sound of that...where's Cal?

Lychee: Trying to stop Ricarro from doing the stuff.

Inpu: And Davis?

Lychee: Trying to stop Cal from stopping Ricarro from doing the stuff

Inpu: I- Okay,and what are you doing here?

Lychee: I'm supposed to be stopping you from stopping Davis from stopping Cal from stopping Ricarro from doing the stuff.

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Brandeen: Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Daveed: I don't think that's how it works-

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Mario,who was supposed to be watching Ricarro: Xylo! Have you seen the thing!

Xylo: What thing?-

Mario,running around and answering distractedly: You know the thing! I kinda lost it and it's very importan-

Ricarro hoppity skippity's into the area: Hi stepdad!!

Mario: There it is!!

Xylo:

Xylo: You lost Ricarro?

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Nad: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Lee,drunk: Realising dragons can't blow out their birthday cake

Nad:

Nad: That's enough alcohol for you

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Cal,holding a deck of cards and is drunk for the time being: Who wants a Tarot reading!

Khonsu/Davis: Those are pokemon cards Cal-

Cal,holding up a card: You got a Bidoof,it means fuck you!

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Bryan: I'm gay.

Davis: I'm Egyptian, I have white hair, Mania is hot.

Bryan: What?

Davis: I thought we were listing obvious things

Mania: Did you say I'm hot?

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Inpu: How does Xylo usually get out of these messes?

Bryan or Mario: He doesn't. He just makes a bigger issue that will cancel out the first one.