avengers chatroom x reader

fourth wall

y/n has made a chatroom
y/n has added wade, peter, shuri, bucky and sam

y/n: tell them what you told me.
wade: theres another universe where your dead?
y/n: no not that one
wade: where tony is an actor named rdj?
y/n: nope
wade: where natasha and tony are dead and steve is old as fuck?
y/n: yes.
bucky: what-
wade: after steve returned the stones he went back and lived his life with peggy.

bucky has added steve
bucky: end of the line my ass.
bucky has left

steve: what?
shuri: read the chat colonizer.
sam: NOT THE COLONIZER IDNRHEIKE
shuri: did i lie
y/n: no mam
shuri: ugh my stupid furry of a brother is making me fix his suit. bye hoes
steve: language
shuri: suck my dick
shuri has left

steve: i give up.
steve has left

peter: what happened after the snap in this reality?
wade: well...
thor becomes fat, bruce becomes a hulk/bruce hybrid, clint becomes an assassin, natasha is actually happy, tony starts a family, steve stays the same, scott was stuck in another realm but got out thanks to a rat, tony kind of adopts nebula i think , etc
sam: i-
peter: how did we get back?
wade: it was the same thing except, the red skull (gaurdian of the soul stone) sacrificed himself instead of natasha and captain marvel did the snap instead of tony.

y/n: im going to need a second omg
sam: i am. in shock.
peter: 😃

wade: peter was actually tonys motivation to help, he saw a photo of you guys and agreed.
he agreed immediately in this reality because he has nothing to lose.
wade has left

sam: im going to rethink my life.
sam has left

y/n: im going to go hug tony.
y/n has left

peter: i have homework!
peter has left

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a/n: please vote or comment! it gives me motivation to continue the story and tells me people actually like it. ALSO THANK YOU FOR 600 READS!!