Chaddick and Agatha

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Me: well, well, well.

Sophie: Why'd you say that.

Me: Because I'm staring at some of you who are married or in love.

Sophie: So you're jealous of us.

Me: No. 

Sophie: We'll see... What's your name again? I forgot it.

Me: I never told you my name.

Beatrix: Get on with the ship

Me: Should I? Or should I not?

Tedros: Get on with it.

Me: Really? You two might get mad...

Tedros and Beatrix: Why would we get mad?

Me: If the person you love is shipped with somebody else.

Tedros and Beatrix: DON'T GET ON WITH THE SHIP.

Me: Too bad, Teddykins. Our ship is(Tedros covers his ears with his hands) Chaddick and Agatha.

Kiko: I should've known. There's a grave next to me.

Hester: Which surprises no one.

Beatrix: (glares at me) Why am I never shipped with him?

Me: Because it's fun.

Chaddick: Has no one seriously noticed me yet?

Beatrix:(bursts into tears) Chaddy! The girl over there said it's fun not to ship us together.....

Reena: You call him Chaddy?

Me: Tedros dear how are you feeling.

Tedros: LIKE I WANT TO KILL YOU.

Me: Oh you would never do that.

Agatha: Why wouldn't he?

Me: Oh I forgot you were here.

Kiko: Ouch...

Me: By the way,  tomorrow is New Year... so I'm going to bring you back tomorrow and do something special... and you should leave now.

Everyone disappears except Sophie.

Sophie: Why am I still here?

Me: I need help. So I have no idea what the special thing should be tomorrow. Help me!

Sophie: How about spin the bottle? Oh and make sure to bring Rafal and other dead people back. And when it is Rafal's turn make sure the bottle spins to me.

Me: Should I do the same thing for your turn?

Sophie: No.

Me: Why?

Sophie: I'm making Rafal jealous.

Me: You want to make your boyfriend who is a villain and will kill anyone who kisses you jealous by kissing another boy?

Sophie: Yeah.

Me: Better bring a janitor to clean up the blood.


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