Phoebe - are y'all ok what happened
Cole - the car
Cora - what
Cole - the dude had a car right
Cora - oh yeah
Phoebe - what are y'all talking about
Cole - just come on
*they run to the car*
*they turn on the lights and Sonya pops up*
*they all scream*
The man - I'm gonna cut you like a fish
Sonya - silence rapist *sets him on fire*
*they start driving the car right into Sonya *
*sonys jumps on the hood*
*sonya falls back into a cliff*
*a surf board goes straight thru sonya's head*
*they start breathing hard*
Cole - shall we
*they reverse the car but it bumps into something*
Cora - a rock a big one to
Phoebe - really Cole
Cole - can you hear that
Cora - there coming
*they hide under the car*
*the the cult come in like badasses*
Cora - shhhhh
Melanie - looks like old ass Sonya failed us
Allison - Old? I'm gonna break this bitch
Max - hey easy why don't you little ass kids go change your diapers grab a juice box and leave it to the pros
*meanwhile a snake goes into coles pants*
*cole starts breathing hard*
*cora mouths don't say a word*
Melanie's friend - let's just shank the clowns
John - what you say Teletubby
Melanie's Boyfriend - babe I think you need to speak louder
John - what you say
Melanie's Boyfriends Friend - he said your hearing is the first thing to Morgan freeman
John - yeah and Morgan freeman a beat yo ass
*the snake comes up his shirt and they start eyeing each other*
Melanie - enough to grab ass you wanna play let's split up let's see what group can find him first
Phoebe - shhh
Max - a little competition yes now that I understand worst of luck
*they start to leave*
Allison - hey wait for you hot red headed friend
*the snake lunges at Cole but Cora grabs it*
*cole gasps*
*melanie point to the car*
*Melanie's boyfriend friend starts to look under the car but before he could see them cora let's go of the snake and it lunges at the boy*
Melanie's Boyfriends Friend - *screams*
*he jumps on Melanie's Boyfriend*
Melanie - are you done sixty nining
*later*
YOU ARE READING
The BabySitter Killer Queen ~ Cole
HumorTwo years after defeating a satanic cult led by there babysitter Bee, Cole & Cora once again have to outsmart the forces of evil when old enemies unexpectedly return.
