Me: *falling* aaAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-
THIS IS A LONG ASS FALLLLLLL-
~after landing on the bed of yellow flowers~
Me: oW MY ASS-
*you stand up
Me: wOAH- do I have a narrator now?-
Chara: Wh- your not Frisk!
Me: oh Hey- ghost child-
Chara: Ugh whatever- just do what you do.
Me: alright then- *looks up* ....... I could not have survived that fall by just landing on damn flowers-
Chara: don't question it-
Me: Alright- *starts walking*
~in the next room~
Flowey: Howdy! I'm Flowey the Flower!
Me: holy shit a talking flower-
Flowey: that's not a nice word! But anyways, You're new to the UNDERGROUND, aren'tcha? Golly, you must be so confused. Someone ought to teach you how things work around here! I guess little old me will have to do.
Me: Wh-
Flowey: Ready? Here we go!
Me: wait wha-
*Battle start!
Me: what do you mean battl- why is everything black and white now?-
Flowey: See that heart? That is your SOUL, the very culmination of your being!
Me: I have a soul?- oh wow it's red-
Flowey: Your SOUL starts off weak, but can grow strong if you gain a lot of LV.
Me: oh you mean like level points?- I played a lot of games to know tha-
Flowey: What's LV stand for? Why, LOVE, of course!
Me: Oh-
Flowey: You want some LOVE, don't you? Don't worry, I'll share some with you!
Me: you mean ya gonna be my friend or something?-
*Five spinning white pellets appear around Flowey.
Me: i- wtf-
Flowey: Down here, LOVE is shared through... little white... "friendliness pellets."
Me: Bro- I think your starting to phrase that wrong-
Flowey: Are you ready? Move around! Get as many as you can!
Me: i- I guess- *reaches out to one of them* oW- WHAT THE HELL-
Flowey: You idiot! In this world, it's kill or BE killed. Why would ANYONE pass up an opportunity like this!?
Me: yOU FLOWERY BITCH-
*Dozens more spinning white pellets appear around you.
Flowey: Die.
Me: well fuckin' gladly-
*Right before the spinning white pellets make contact with the your SOUL, a fireball appears next to Flowey and knocks him away. The player is instantly healed, and a large goat-like creature slides in.
