Hotch: Where's the rest of the team?
Rossi: Definitely not doing something slightly maybe illegal
Hotch: Where are they, Rossi?
Rossi: I promised Emily I wouldn't tell you.
Hotch: ...
Hotch: They're at my house, aren't they?
Rossi: Yes, yes they are.
Hotch: Why are they at my house?
Rossi: I promised Derek I wouldn't tell you.
Hotch: You're with them, aren't you?
Rossi: Yes, yes I am.
Hotch: Why are you all at my house?
Rossi: We were hungry.
Hotch: And you couldn't go to a restaurant or grocery store?
Rossi: We're definitely not high, if that's what you're insinuating.
Hotch: That's not what I was insinuating, but now I am. Are you and the team high?
Rossi: Yes, yes we are.
Hotch: I'm coming home and removing you all from my home.
Rossi: Bring snacks.
Hotch: How are you one of the founders of the BAU?
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bau text messages
Fanfictionjust random texts that i feel would go down in the bau group chat, it will also include cute jemily texts and random texts between other team members
