hi i'm kevin and i recently got into dumpster diving. it became my favorite hobby after becoming homeless because my mom kicked me out after she caught me trying to eat the cat. so now i live on the street, i chase crows and piss in front of middle aged white men.
here's a photo of me i'm hot i knowanyway yeah i'm sexy whatever moving on 🙄🏳️🌈🚫
there are lots of things i like to dumpster dive for, for example:
- dinner
- a good outfit
- possible lovers
- meth
- communist poetryif a dumpster doesn't have any of these things i simply light that bitch on fire!!!!!
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dumpster diaries
Romancekevin moon's first person pov diary of what it's like to go dumpster diving yeah