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  • Caillou x reader smut (CAILLOU IS 21 IN THIS)
    1.3K 14 7

    Caillou is 21 and is fucking ripped I want to smash him go down this depressing story of lust and romance 🥵🥵🥵

  • High School Oppar Daddy || Bangchan fanfic
    1K 35 3

    Small, petit character has a crush on big daddy channie, will she be able to keep her secret cock in her pants?

    Mature
  • Mickey Mouse Pisshouse
    44 3 2

    Fresh outta rehab. Feeling mischievous.

    Mature
  • Spongbob x Squidward [SMUT]
    4.7K 38 5

    Spongbob confesses to Squidward and things get secc see very serious story

    Completed   Mature
  • CULT
    840 100 13

    b̸̢͕̩̙̜̖͋͆̓ẽ̷̡͓̱͔̮̪̠̝͒͋̽͊͒́̐̔͠ͅc̵͔͎̖̝̔͐̈́̑̋̔̚͝o̴̧̨̢̭̤̠̰̺̞̍̆̇͆̆͌͘͝m̵̺̐̌͛͌͋̓́̑͝͠e̷̼̮̾̈̈͘ ̷̘͕̩͇͍̥͉̏̀͂̾ą̴̨͉̗̦̱̫͋̔̀̚͝ͅ ̷̛̜̩̩̘̹͋̇̔̇m̸̮̱̖͍̥͓̼̀͒̌̃̀̂ẹ̸̢̛̲̹̩̝͖̘͚̳̋̂̋ṁ̵̭̺͎̚b̴̧̻͔̦͖͔͋̽͆͑̃̈́̓͊̂ͅe̵͔͖͓͎̱̊̚r̵͇̝̤͇̓̏̀̂̆̑!̴̟̮̤̾̏̀͛͐̀͝͝

  • ENFOIRÉ | 𝐏𝐉𝐌
    565K 38.4K 31

    ✅ "Oui, enfoiré..." "What did she say?" "She called you a fucktard."

    Completed  
  • ˢ. 𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑 𖥸 𝐣𝐣𝐤 ✓
    2.7M 95.2K 20

    ❝If a girl's legs shake while you're fingering, going down on her, or fucking her, you're doing an amazing job.❞ ❝Ah, right...❞ Jungkook bites the inside of his cheek, thinking. ❝But what if it's because I'm hurting her?❞ His face fills with worry. ❝I don't ever want to hurt a girl.❞ · · · · ────── ·𖥸· ────── · · · ·...

    Completed   Mature
  • HOT STEAMY SMUT 😍😍
    38.9K 435 8

    read rn if u want to read it btw this is a joke 😳 My main inspiration for this book is a speech that Obama once said Go to sleep and never wake up ❤️ -Obama

  • ♡𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐟𝐢𝐜♡
    52.7K 1.6K 58

    "I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao this book isn't meant to offend anyone, it is just for comedy and funny purposes to cheer u up or to make u laugh. Enjoy.

    Completed  
  • How to Become Famous on Wattpad
    13.6K 975 5

    A brief guide on the proper steps for success on Wattpad. Follow these and your popularity will be soaring!

  • 𝐇𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐑 | 𝐁𝐓𝐒 ✓
    210K 12.4K 140

    In which Kim Taehyung tweets at a Dora the Explorer twt account and gets a creepy dm from them. Soon , he realizes he got himself into some deep sh*t and has to discover who's behind the account before it's to late. Horror The Explorer | bts!crackhead horror au Credit ; @filmfics on Twitter...

    Completed   Mature
  • THE NOT SO ROYAL FAMILY | 𝐁𝐓𝐒
    126K 8.3K 22

    𝐎𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 "You're only famous because of my ass." ♔ ʀᴏʏᴀʟᴛʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴛʏ sʜᴏᴡ ♔ Crack fic

  • Bangtan Bible. [bts]
    3.2M 260K 188

    ❝All praise bts.❞ (Basically a book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) - Highest ranking #1 in fanfiction. Stand-alone sequel: Bangtan Bible: New Testament. --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved

  • Horror House ー GOTBANGTAN
    53.2K 3.9K 16

    ❝Follow me.❞ ❝Bitch, this ain't follow the line leader in kindergarten, hurry the fuck up before we all get killed.❞ 【Start: 4/28/19】GOTBANGTAN series

    Mature
  • Abraham Lincoln x Reader
    310 16 5

    No questions please.

    Mature
  • CHocLaTe On CrAcK
    3K 140 11

    This For my Melanin filled sisters who like K pop and OUR BLACK KINGS BTS so come join me on this crack head Adventure get your tea ready and hot and enjoy the ride Bye my loves <3 " Let's snort some Koko Bops cause basically that's what your doing while reading this Nakyra 2019" "IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME...

  • // -bts incorrect quotes- \\
    131K 4.3K 101

    :) ps: all the chapters involving a ship [ex. taekook, jikook, namjin, yoonseok, vmin, etc] are not intended to be shipped. i dont ship any of the members with each other or myself, all is for comedy purposes.

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  • °^_^ ¦¦ {My Master} ¦¦ ^_^ °
    1.3K 142 14

    Let's see what will happen 😏 . . .. . . . WhO kNoWs wHaT will hApPeN 😏🤡

  • MATCHMAKER || K.TH ♕
    342K 24.9K 87

    ☪︎ a kim taehyung fanfiction * *     ⊹ ˚ . . ┊ ┊ ⊹ · ✧  ❝ Welcome to Matchmaker. An app where no * ✦ ┊ feelings are hidden, where all your deepest 🥀 fondness are exposed. ...

    Completed  
  • Try Me, Bitch |BnHA| |Reader Insert|
    1.3M 56.6K 87

    bad·ass /ˈbadˌas/ INFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN noun noun: badass; plural noun: badasses; noun: bad-ass; plural noun: bad-asses 1. a tough, uncompromising, or intimidating person. "COME AT ME, TRICK ASS HOE I'LL PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A HORSE WITH A BROKEN LEG!!" I'll be blunt. You're in prison. For various reasons. You killed...

  • Avengers | BTS Crackfic (𝗆𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗂)
    52.6K 3.4K 23

    "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE! " hoseok yelled, holding up his shield, as they all reached the their destination. "first of all", yoongi started, "we're all literally right here you blind bitch so stop trying to assemble us", he continued, " and stop being so fucking loud hoe, my mom just called me and said she can literally hea...

  • Memetan // a BTS crackfic
    27.8K 906 79

    BTS as inspired by random memes Seriously, guys, I have no idea what this is. Enjoy. I guess * also posted on my AFF: gotJB_amtles *

  • 𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐬. bangtan
    20.8K 1K 108

    𝗯𝘁𝘀 / 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗱 : "𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌?" [ previous title : group chat ] started ; april 21, 2019 ended ; may 10, 2020 highest ranks: #79 - yoonmin - 190429 #54 - crackfic - 190707 #5 - btscrack - 190709 ! credits to some people on twitter for some of the incorrects ! yoonjjang © 2019

  • BTS crack
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    Random scenarios put together in one book. From group chats to working in an office. Enjoy the many random adventures with bangtan. INCLUDES YOONSEOK, NAMJIN, AND VMINKOOK

  • BTS Crack
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    I either made these, or found these funny🤷🏽‍♀️😅😆

  • Bts crack
    188K 8.3K 110

    A joke a day keeps the kboos away (Language warning) Lol the only reason why this has a lot of views is bc I shat out chapters every .5 seconds

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  • bts crack fics
    9.7K 539 7

    literally just bts crack fics. enjoy

  • Crack Heads | BTS crackfic [COMEPLETED]
    9.3K 407 24

    MEANT TO BE STUPID :) Your (not even) daily dose of drugs? (There will be occasional chapters added for holidays/ for fun) STARTED: June 25, 2018 Ended: September 2, 2018

    Completed   Mature
  • Kidnapped by BTS | BTS CRACKFIC
    141K 5.5K 31

    BTSxREADER ••••••••••••••••••••••• "Can you please tell me (y/n) why did we adopt you again?" Jin sighed. I pulled out a troll face "Because you guys love me" then I winked..using both of my eyes. ••••••••••••••••••• S T A R T E D: FEB. 2018 L a n g u a g e: E n g l i s h S t a t u s: O N G O I N G

  • KINDERGARTEN, bts
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    a story about hayoon and her friend group's kindergarten adventures! STATUS: discontinued © euhypen 2018