emo elmo

smoke weed everyday

Caillou is Evil

Caillou is just a boy...isn't he? Credit for this story goes to Extant and MATHMAN

Trump Temptations: The Billionaire & The Bellboy

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I k...

problematic groupchat

// spooky jim christmas has started a new groupchat // ( im republishing this jesus i dont know why. its terrible at the beginning pls dont judge me )