25 funny insults/comebacks

My Sexy Kidnapper

Picture this: You enter the mall with your friends. As you're making your way to buy a strawberry smoothie, you notice something more delicious walking right towards you. As he comes closer, he gives you a heart stopping smirk then takes you by surprise. He pulls you into a headlock, jabs a gun in your temple, then ru...

Kidnapped

Alexandra Janssen's world is abruptly turned upside down the day she is kidnapped. While she is kidnapped she receives the biggest shock of her life. Will she be able to escape the delusional psycho who has her kidnapped? read on and find out ;) THIS STORY IS RATED R. Read at your expense.

The Haunting

Strange things have been occuring in the Miller house lately. Writing on walls, children's laughter and footsteps throughout the house, doors opening and slamming shut by themselves and even the record player which hasn't worked in years found itself playing strange music. Who or what is haunting the Miller's house? A...