This is a satirical take on romances and anything else I come up with. Try not to take it seriously. Seriously. And please don't be offended by anything. Seriously. If you are offended, I apologize, truly and honestly. Written primarily by JasmineRoseBlue, occasionally with Imaginethatz, and one other.. Edited by Oria...
Glowing hearts are a rare occasion but not unheard of. After all it's not every day someone finds their soul mate. Johan Mull laughs at the idea of his heart glowing. What girl would want to spend forever with a nerd like him. Ted Baxter is the high school jock. Every girl wants to date him, and every guy wants to be...