BNHA shitposts

I think of funnies that I think are funny but probably isn't funny at all lmao Sometimes they go on my Tumblr, sometimes I just leave them in my head...

Queer Memes

Gay Shit

things ive heard at school

It's just weird things I hear and witness at my school and I'd like to share...

Jesus x reader (wholesome?)

(Wholesome?) stories of y/n and their bff, jesus most no-no words are censored Including but not limited to: - Jesus paints your nails -Jesus sleepover! - Jesus gets cyberbullied -Jesus says a bad word :o -Jesus goes to the hype house -Jesus self-diagnoses himself with depression -Jesus gets the coronavirus -jesus...

Positive vibes and wholesome memes

If any needs any positive vibes you came to the right place (Just a reminder: I update kinda slow on this and I hope you understand that)

Frogs and Frog memes to look at when you're sad

i dont own any of the images in this book unless I say its mine ;-; ALL CREDITS TO THE ORIGINAL PPL AND ARTISTS! Anyways, I do hope I made ur day a little better and enjoy! Best rankings: #2 in "frogs" (11/13/20) #16 in "frog" (11/13/20) yeah I couldn't find anymore ;-;

novelhd

lets talk about novelhd for a second and bring awareness to this

𝘿𝙞𝙖𝙧𝙮 - ☆

I'm bored. That's the opening line to this book, every chapter, and every day. I'm bored. Which is the reason this book exists. Signed, Furious / Alyssa.

Zodiac Memes

Memes for my fellow zodiac believers

Summing up Studio Ghibli movies

Funny yet true summaries of some of the greatest movies of all time

The Treasure-Trash Trove of Tremendous Tour-de-force

Where I store my trashy drawings and... abominations. Enjoy. I am not responsible for any pain this art book causes your optical organs Finished, 13/3/2021

𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖚𝖕 + 𝖗𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘

𝐖 𝐄 𝐋 𝐂 𝐎 𝐌 𝐄 ! ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ◌ ꏂꏂ 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚓𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚜? 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚢 ! ❤

YOU MATTER ✷ Seratonin and Love for You

You. Yes you. You are an amazing human being, i'm not joking, you're simply gorgeous and utter perfection. I love you so much, and so do more people than you think. I guess this book will be mostly me telling you how much you matter, and things that i hope make you happy. That is the whole point, because if you don't...

There! Right There! (Gay or European): A Nico di Angelo Song One-Shot

"This man is gay AND European!" A funny one-shot that goes along with the song There! Right There! from Legally Blonde. The author had this idea while doing something completely random. So, you're welcome. You'll never read something as quite as... exotic as this one-shot. The lyrics will be changed to go along with...

The Two Swords (Riptack fanfiction)

After Riptide (Percy's sword) met Jack (Magnus's sword), his life changed forever.

The Hidden Destruction.

Hey, I just wanna say that apart from Hermione, all the characters belong to me. The story belongs to me. And the stuff i've written, it's not lie. I mean the story is fantasy but the theme isn't. It is reality. The war in Syria has killed about 10, 200 civilians including children, women and men. It is not something...

Truth Or Dare With The Demigods (PJO Truth Or Dare)

•#4-truthordare, 15/3/2020 When Percy gets a little bored and invites the campers for a 'friendly' game of truth or dare, things get a little.. catastrophic. Featuring several OCs and friends. Completed, 25/10/2020

Pjo/Hoo Soulmate Au

When you are born you have a tattoo to represent your soulmate. More tattoos are added to it as your soulmate grows and does things that affect their life, this makes it easier for people to tell their soulmate apart from the rest. [I posted this story on my old wattpad account but I am republishing it here] (I own no...

A Match Made in Azkaban

A dementor named Billy Joe is (for some odd reason) on his way to win Dolores Umbridge's foul and nonexistent heart. Stay tuned for their first kiss. MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!! (I already added a Demumbridge kiss scene at the end, so don't murder me. It's not a very nice experience.) Completed...

Gay Unicorns Punching Ed Sheeran Off A Cliff While Harry Potter kicks them

GUPESOAC ALL THE WAY! cheers to @AsymmetricalPoptarts and their sister for the idea of this story. Also, this is pure and utter crack. Completed, 15/10/2020

coronavirus memes 🧻

let's just laugh about our problems instead of panicking

coronavirus memes 2 🦠

sequel cause apparently wattpad doesn't let me post more than 200 parts

Fandom Memes

I've decided to make a collage of little memes and funny stuff for fun. It'll mainly be Percy Jackson or Harry Potter. These pictures are actually taking up 165 out 177 things in my camera roll, so I decided to share them with you. Fast updates (yay).

They Have Him ((A Frazel Fanfiction))

Shortly after they defeat Gaea, and Leo brings Calypso to camp, Frank gets kidnapped. But when Hazel finds him, she is given a choice. Will she stand up and save the world, or lose it all for love? WARNING: I wrote this so long ago and it's so bad. Read at your own risk. (Also, I know You-Know-Who is Voldemort. I wrot...

The Four Baristas of the Apocalypse (sample)

When aliens invade, four baristas are forced to become the saviours of the world. Grab your double-shot of java and strap in - it's going to be a bumpy ride! ***** In the Earth's darkest hour, unexpected heroes are stirring... their coffee, that is...

Tony steals a pufferfish (Percy Jackson and the Avengers)

No, the seven and anybody else is not dead No, they did not betray him And NO Annabeth is NOT evil But other than that this story is about Percy and the avengers meeting This is not going to go well is it?....... Especially when you mix a bunch of memes in here and when Tony decided to steal a puffer fish. Percy Jacks...

Nico di Angelo and the Prisoner of Azkaban

This is the third book in my Nico at Hogwarts series! Nico goes back to Hogwarts in his third year to continue his slow quest. Even though he had begun again with the golden trio, can they be friends anymore? What will Nico's boggart be? What does he think of the murderer running around? And what happens when he myst...

I Dare You (Percy Jackson Truth or Dare)

Let's play Truth or Dare! The Persassy Style! Just a normal Truth or Dare game in a normal day in Camp-Half-Blood. (New) I already added an Ask the Demigods portion. Bonus! P.S. I am no swearer; so there are 100% No. Bad. Words! Just had to say that... 'Cause I know although the world has a lot of swearers, there are...

Mary Sue/O.C. Reviews

Wattpad is on the brink of war. Slowly but surely an army is forming, one based on ignorance, pride and rainbows. An army of Mary Sues. Join our efforts to combat the ever growing ranks of Mary Sues by submitting your O.C. for review. If we work together we can win this war, one Mary Sue conversion at at time.