Bigbird Stories

It all started when Bill Cosby entered the prison and became Elmo's bitch. Elmo was the toughest guy in prison. Bill didn't mean to fall in love with Elmo, and Elmo didn...

Poorly done

Bert and Ernie both grew up on Sesame Street, but had never met- until they found each other at the same college. Bert is studying to be a software engineer while Ernie...

ummm so i pretty much jus write funny stories filled with gen z humor and weird shit... so um enjoy or whatever

‼️THIS IS A JOKE🥶‼️we wrote this for fun and because we're jobless and bored🕺 also don't report cause this is just for entertainment purposes. HAVE FUN READING!! 🦗wri...

FUCKING ROCCO MAN, IT'S A GODDAMN ROCK

big bird x reader bc i brought it up with my friend and they said i should do it

"They looked at eachother one more time, followed by a couple seconds of silence, and then burst out laughing. In such a fit of laughter, neither y/n nor Big Bird r...

Big bird is hot 😫✨👌😏

"You want the feathery cock dont you" "Yes!! I need to roast me chicken good" "I know love" (IM NOT SORRY)

boris johnson x melania trump but they r in the challenger disaster with big bird ~smut~ but trump was in the big bird costume. then the duolingo bird and jesus show up...

wut will hapen win big butt and Elmo find out that thy be soul matts?

mark zuckerberg + big bird X X X

THIS IS AGED UP!! I'm aware that they are canonically toddlers but i made this as a joke👍

Big bird was once known as a friend of sesame street, but when something snaps inside of him he goes on a warpath attempting to enslave his family and get revenge on his...

i dont fucking know what this shit is. im just writing random crack type shit, bc why not?

This is a book full of oneshots with random characters from shows, movies, games, cartoons, etc. This was made as a joke... I think.

A deeper look into the not so pure, Elmo.