Canthandleme Stories

My life is definitely going to be different from now on, *sighs dreamily...i definitely hope this'll be much better then this 'human' life i've chosen to throw away, LOL...

Okay so this is what i said to my dad Rick: "did you ever know that i'm not what you think i am father.....it's not exactly what i am.....but it's actually kind of...

So how could it be like if the creepypastas met with all of the walking dead people for the first-ever time?!?! *squeals while blushing!!!!!!* i'd always been the one gi...

Like my other books this will always have salty and bad profanity.....no question or anything needed about that. (Also it may take a few minute or moments for me to make...

Steph was playing a pokèmon game when suddenly it glitched and a boy came out. he had no arms, bloody tears and a baseball cap she glared at him, walked up and slapped...

Hello there....i'm Alexis Hyuga-Hatake i am only 10 years old and my hometown is called Konoha the 'village hidden in the leaves.....' my brother is Kakashi & my sister...

This book will always have a whole lot of swearing.....just like the others do as well..... 😂

Hey again so guess what???? yeah i totally know what it is but-----i guess that i'm just gonna have to tell you anyways and not keep it a secret anymore, just so you kno...

Ever since the first day i have met Carl, everything had changed for me-----which i don't mind at all.....also the best part about all of this, is that we have fallen in...

Just my first book of OC'S that i've made up-----also i am very sorry if anything is offensive or whatever-----i'm gonna be putting this out here just in case, *but i wo...

Hello there as you might have probably known or even heard of me, my name is Homicidal Andrew-Grimes and i am like 16 years old now.......also i have the same 'disorder'...

Okay well just look at this-----i'm likely the #1 oldest and best female pasta here in the mansion, and i am most likely 200% stronger & much darker then everybody else...

YEAH BOI you are in love with a FRICKEN MONSTER!!!!! (pfffffft not sorry for yelling my lungs out, annnnd i never will be!!!!!!!) aka the vampire female that your marrie...

So everybody has been asking me; 'where is your TRUE home?' from around this place for like probably 10-20 weeks or so now, oh do you really wanna know that? (i have a s...