Crazypants Stories

ᴍɪᴀ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʀᴇʙᴏʀɴ ᴀꜱ ᴊᴏꜱɪᴇ ꜱᴀʟᴛᴢᴍᴀɴ, ʟᴇᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʀᴇʙᴏʀɴ ᴀꜱ ᴊᴏꜱɪᴇ ꜱᴀʟᴛᴢᴍᴀɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴄᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡʜᴏʟᴇ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀɴᴀᴛᴜʀᴀʟ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ꜱᴛᴀʀ...

I must be honest with you if you are here to stop by and read what I have to tell you. I know myself, I am not only bad but bawdy and annoying as hell. Oh I don't think...