Jesusxshrek Stories

jesus was doing his holy stuff like always when he suddenly saw this sexy green man that wouldnt go out of his mind anymore. That was the start of a lovestory that shoul...

"Shrek, this swamp, that donkey, even this onion i just manifested, they are all imperfect. Everything I've made is imperfect...except you." A love story betwe...

Jesus is tired, tired of paradise. he wants to see Earth and one day his father isn't looking he sneaks down only to find something unexpected...Love

An unlikely love blooms deep in a forest. Shrek a gentle swamp oger decides to take a walk in the forest and enjoy nature when he stumbles across an ethereal-looking man...

When Jesus first met Shrek he hated him. In fact, he hated everything about him, the way he talked, the way thought he was better then everyone and the way Shrek's eye'...

For my pookie wookie max

Jesus comes to Shrek's swamp to grant him access to heaven, little does he know things are about to get spicy.