Nickmccarthy Stories

written with @ bounce2it and Nick McCarthy himself Nick McCarthy is a worm. He eats dirt. He lives in the dirt. But he's also a musician. He has to choose Dirt or Music.

A game of truth and dare leaves Paul nervous as Bob dares the drummer to take Alex on a date A short SFW fluffy paulex fiction Obviously this is purely fiction (as far...

just franz Ferdinand memes, that's literally it whether it's in written form or on photos like from Valentine's Day

The story of Y/N (that's you!) being sold to Scottish band Franz Ferdinand. What's gonna happen? An absurd amount of fires, a kidnapping, an attempted re-kidnapping and...

now you know why!