Onion Stories

~~~~~~~~🐀~~~~~~~~ Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived two ogres named Shrek and his adoptive daughter named Y/N whose precious solitude is suddenly shatt...

Shrek is a struggling artist. A poet to be exact. Then he meets the dreamy woody who turns his life around. *smut* With special guest Guy Fieri ~ highest ranking: #...

Calvin has issues. Greg can't mind his own business.

Follow the intense love story between Shrek and his noble steed, from prison to a wedding, from friends to lovers, find out how the pair finds the layer to each other's...

Just hanging out with apple and onion ! (No romance involved !)

lonely onion , Wants a lonely potato. :(

Nightmare had hit his breaking point, and ate the apples. Powered by their corruption, he was covered in negativity and fed off of the villagers fear before killing them...

This story contains fluff and a lot of second hand embarrassment... You have been warned, good luck bebe 😍

All it had taken to get the shit beat out of him was a snide remark which included the word 'cuck'. It had only been half serious, just a joke about some senior who was...

You are the daughter of Black Diamond. Just like Steven Universe, your mother bequeathed(?) her gem to you so you could live. You were born on Homeworld, and the Diamond...

This story is about the future of yah..know every ship in the book this took so..long barley any sleep) I don't expect v i e w s of a story like this...oh yeah this is...

This is a joke 💀

I'm just bored :p Anyways enjoy x

🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍 Y/n is a boy who is desperate for love (Dick) 🐲 will he fall for the schools new bad boy🐉 And what happens when he enters his swamp ?🍄 🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬🥬 ~...

MY BOYYYYY