Roxymorton Stories

Blanche Hart and Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin had been best friends for as long as they could remember. They knew everything about one another, until Eggsy found out that everyth...

Harry Hart x Female Reader Everybody thinks Harry Hart's your father or uncle, but who is he to you, really? Originally posted on Tumblr. Fic request from verdonafrost.

"My beautiful wild flower, you think I would trade a princess for a goddess?" +The Secret Service [Edited Completed ☑️] +The Golden Circle [Coming 2020 ]

"Only do what your heart tells you." Princess Diana of Wales

Title says it all but just in case you're not sure who this is; Roxy Morton aka Lancelot from Kingsman and Kingsman the golden circle. I'm taking requests. 😝😝😝

"THE WORLD WAS COLLAPSING AND THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY MATTERED TO ME WAS THAT HE WAS ALIVE." HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO HAS A FAIR PLAY IS IMBALANCED THEMSELVES? A...

Cutesy holiday fics to tide me over until 2017. *Barely edited and spontaneously updated* THIS STORY COVER IS NOT MY ARTWORK. IF YOU KNOW THE ORIGINAL ARTIST, PLEASE GET...

This is my version about what happened after the Valentine mission, right after Eggsy and the Swedish princess' interaction. This story used the third point of view, mos...