Sarcasticharry Stories

The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He couldn't take it. But Death had different plans for him. This...

What if Harry Potter made a deal with Voldemort? The light really fucked up on this one. "Ruin me then, my lord." Oh he would, in a way you wouldn't think. But...

Eliza Potter has had enough she's been hunted since she found out about the wizarding world by none other than her parents' killer. When she is struck again with the ki...

When Death sends Harry into his younger self's body with his memories intact the world can expect chaos.

AU. Harry Potter was sold to a cult at the age of ten by his uncle who was frightened by the prospect of having to live with a Harry who knew magic. Beaten and humiliate...