NORDIC TEXTS

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a commemoration of some of the weirdest, fluffiest, and angstiest text exchanges between the nordic countries. 

[ requests are accepted and encouraged ! some of these are mine, but i have granted credit where it is required! ]All Rights Reserved

aph aphdenmark aphfaroeislands aphfinland aphiceland aphnordics aphnorway aphsweden axispowershetalia emilsteilsson hetalia humor humorous lukasbondevik mathiaskohler nordics textmessages texts

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