No Lolligaggin' is the story of a Falkreath Guard whom everyone simply calls Skeever, despite his hatred for the nickname. On a simple lone patrol, one fateful day, the Hold was raided by bandits, whom took him prisoner. He eventually started forming a bond with one of his captors, Blue Bird, and escaped with her as the two hiked across Skyrim, gaining new friends and experiencing dark dangers. I wrote this at 1:05 AM when I was kind of drunk. Woo