when you realize you need to fit a lotta short stories in one thing bc you wanna write but not a whole book thats this isnt it (also hey look satan pet the dog) (edit: if ur looking for stories that used to be here and aren't anymore whoopsies i drafted them! bc they're embarrassing and i'm embarrassed of myself a lot, slight shame to my younger self but he was trying his best so it's ok. but i'm older now and i'm him and he's me and currently i don't want a corner of the internet to see it no matter how infinitesimal it may be) (hey that rhymed!)
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