God(me): you died. Y/n: WHAT!? God: yes. Now I'm going to do three things Y/n: how did I die, where am I, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? God: oh boy...look moron, I knocked over a rock and it hit you. Sorry. Now I'm gonna give you one ability and send you into a new world with a new body, since yours is kinda squished. Y/n: wait that's only two, what's number 3? God: oh you'll find out, oh and your keeping your memory, although your gonna be 16 when you wake up Y/n: WAIT WHAT!? There was a flash of light...