Dear reader, I implore you to put this story away. It is filled with so much misery and woe that I could barely even write down it. But since Lemony Snicket had abandoned his duty to copy down the sorrowful tale of the Baudelaire orphans I was assigned by the head of V.F.D. You have no obligation to read this woeful tale with answers to the sugar bowl and the Quagmires fate along with a deadly fungus and unexpected death. With all due respect, Weldon Dolour. All right reserved to Lemony Snicket. I do not own any of these characters and places.