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nobody_is_perfect_11
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nobody_is_perfect_11
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Ongoing, First published Apr 27, 2014
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Table of contents
Funny Quotes/Teenager Posts
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Taylor Lautner
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
B.* .T.C.H
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Future
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Old people
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Restaurant
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Mother
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Looks
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Bored
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
So true
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
11
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Best Friend
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Music
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Song
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
15
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Relationship status
Sun, Apr 27, 2014
Names
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Wifi
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Legend
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
20
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Friend request
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
10 facts
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
China
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Dora
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Earth
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Personality
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Power
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Google
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Bones
Tue, Apr 29, 2014
Monopoly
Sat, May 3, 2014
Monopoly
Wed, Apr 30, 2014
Test
Wed, Apr 30, 2014
Marlyn Monroe
Sat, May 3, 2014
Ages
Sat, May 3, 2014
Fear
Sat, May 3, 2014
Headphones
Sat, May 3, 2014
36
Sat, May 3, 2014
Lights
Sat, May 3, 2014
Youtube
Sat, May 3, 2014
Thoughts
Sat, May 3, 2014
Attatchments
Sat, May 3, 2014
Period
Mon, May 5, 2014
Lie
Mon, May 5, 2014
FACEBOOK!!!!!!,
Mon, May 5, 2014
44
Mon, May 5, 2014
Talking with Mom
Mon, May 12, 2014
Test
Mon, May 12, 2014
F.I.N.A.L.S.
Mon, May 12, 2014
School
Mon, May 12, 2014
Cinderella
Mon, May 12, 2014
Black people
Mon, May 12, 2014
Stuff
Mon, May 12, 2014
Reality
Mon, May 19, 2014
54
Mon, May 19, 2014
Car
Mon, May 19, 2014
Toe
Mon, May 19, 2014
WTF fact
Mon, May 19, 2014
Money
Wed, May 28, 2014
Aliens
Wed, May 28, 2014
60
Wed, May 28, 2014
Dictionary
Wed, May 28, 2014
....
Sat, Jun 14, 2014
....
Wed, May 28, 2014
Pizza
Fri, Jun 6, 2014
Earth
Fri, Jun 6, 2014
Blonde joke
Sat, Jun 14, 2014
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