Sybil: "Keeping it secret. Smart move. It's annoying when people get all up in your romance life." Me: What am I keeping a secret? What relationship? Sybil: You going out with the kid with the weird name. Vladimir right? Yeah Vladimir. Me: 1. No I'm not going out with him. 2. His name is not weird! It means "to rule with greatness". It's cool and cute. Sybil: Naomi don't act dumb with me! Of course you are. It's obvious! You called the guy cute for crying out loud! Shit, you were eye fucking each other in class today! Me: Can't i think that my best guy friend is cute? And I was not eye fucking him! I was just noticing how one of his eyes are brown like freshly brewed coffee and the other is blue like the sea. Can't I observe my friend's eyes? Sybil: Friends don't eye fuck each other or blush when they look at each other! And I have never seen u giggle so much because of one person! Me: Once again we were not eye fucking! And I wasn't blushing. It was hot in the room. And also Vladimir is funny. Can't I laugh at funny stuff he says? Just get it through your head. WE. ARE. JUST. FRIENDS! ~Welcome to the totally complicated relationship of Naomi and Vladimir.~