Mothman has spent years staring at lamps through store windows, separated by a sheet of glass. Mothman was okay with that. For the most part. One night, on a trip to his favorite strore, he discovers that the lamps are gone. In a frenzy of mixed emotions, he flies off into the sky..... and (eventually) meets the Lämp of his life. --This is all for sh!ts and giggles, okay? The only reason I put in effort is because this is absolute bullsh!t and so am I. --Cover photo is NOT mine. --Contains strong language (mostly from me :P)