Eren Jeager swore to never marry, love, or kiss anyone considered a homosapien. So, to pass the time he's Mikasa's wingman. Getting his raven haired best friend laid many times and playing the stupid cupid for her. But once his 15 birthday, his parents go big for his party, meeting someone he immediately starts despising. But some time after, what if he can't get the said despised person, out of his mind? Authors: Goth (Me from @AriaGoth) & @Corporal Galaxy 𝐔𝐩𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐬: 𝗢𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗵𝘀, 𝗼𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝟮𝟵𝘁𝗵.