:) I wrote these when I was a teenager, between April and September of 2020. I found this account and everything I wrote while looking for an old poem of mine. Though I doubt any of my original readers are looking for updates, I wanted to give you all one: this work has been discontinued. The last chapter says it was published in '23, but that's because I saw an error I couldn't help but fix. Also note, my understanding of how phones worked in the 80s was egregious when I wrote this. -NR