"FAIRSTAIR" "WOT SUNDSATRM" "DO U LUV ME" "NU" "o. okey" Litle did foairster kno, dat wos de werst misteak he evr mad in hes intir lif.... This fanfic/crack-fic is entirely satirical. I'll be using some dark/surreal humour as a result, and if that's not your cup of tea, then I'd suggest you skip this fic For those of you still here I pray that you have all of your brain cells after reading this