"Today was the day. Finally, John Laurens was going to be able to see Alexander Hamilton, his best friend and once lover, after seven and a half years of being away in London. ... He had to admit, he was very excited to see his dearest friend after almost eight years. ... He knew what to expect: he would walk in, Alexander would ignore him, assuming he was Eliza, and then he would walk up, set down the tea, and surprise him. ... But when he turned to look at him, Alexander wasn't the only one who was surprised." * This story contains a mild bit of stuffing, mention of weight gain, and having a fetish for it. If this makes you uncomfortable, please read something else that's more suitable to your interests, because otherwise, it'll just be really awkward for both of us.