A collection of adorable short stories walking through the cute, awkward, hilarious, cringe-worthy, serious, and entertaining stories of EVERY person (guy or girl) that I have ever had a crush on. Whether it lasted a week or years, this is the unabridged, completely true story of how I am single. Please do not let anyone that I know in real life find this, although all names have been changed for their privacy and safety. I discuss what I learned from them, but most importantly, what I learned about myself.