"... why is there a man in my fireplace?" Oliver has used floo powder as his primary source of transportation his whole life, using it was almost akin to breathing, a mindless task which only takes up a few seconds of his day. The amount of Oliver has messed up travel by floo powder is a grand zero times. So how did he manage to muck up this bad? When Oliver Wood ends up in the completely wrong fireplace whilst shopping for a new broom, he comes face-to-face with a rather peculiar muggle. It's a shame he has to obliviate her... Err - how did he do that again? started - 19/07/21 ended - []