Well, I don't know what to say... but I fucked up. On everything, literally everything, I made that I knew people would sign, I added, in tiny little letters at the very bottom of the page, 'And you're soul belongs to me.' I thought it was a funny joke... until Lucifer himself shows up at my doorstep, asking why he's losing business. It would be different... if my career didn't skyrocket and I now own a company, full of people who's souls belong to me.