Meet Janet, a seventeen year old homebody emo going through life. Barely. Her friend Lisa Samson, will NOT relax about her getting a boyfriend. But let's just say, Jan's not interested. At all. One day, a new guy enters their homeroom class. And after a short while, Lisa catches feelings. Poor Janet now has to deal with Lisa harping on about this one boy, when she herself doesn't have anybody. Will Janet meet the person of her dreams? Will Lisa get together with the mystery boy? Will Janet finally go outside without her parents or Lisa yelling at her too? Read 'The Life of the Third Wheel' to find out!