Roy Mustang figures out that it's time to set his roots down, and find a wife, or at least a girl friend that would stay with him for more than just a night, for sex. He needed a girlfriend who would commit to him. A girlfriend, who would pester him to go to sleep, maybe cooking would be nice, someone who needed his love. But oh was he wrong, he was not getting a committed girlfriend anytime sooner, nooo, his destiny was coming for him, as a midget in a red jacket and blonde hair.