Disclaimer: Not mine, I own nothing. WARNING: Harsh Language, adult themes, sexual situations (i.e. smut), bad spelling, and grammar. Author's Notes: This story is a broad farce with over-the-top humor (a good deal of it is crude and sexual) and OOC actions (that's Out Of Character if you don't know). Also, this is my first smutish fic. If you don't like sex and sex-based humor, do NOT read this! Story of Harry Potter and Hermoine Granger get together. (Ron and Ginny Bashing)