Hi guys it's me suction cup man LOOK AT ME GO! I heard lots of people were writing stories about me and somebody called Y/N I've never met them before but I'm gonna leave this story for the creator to write so here are the rules 1-no sex and shit!I don't do that okay! 2-requests-Fuck yeah we do! 3-don't even think about shipping me with business Dummy I'm gonna throw up at that shit! And 4-Y/N will go by any pronouns and also make there design up I don't care as long as you like the design that's all me and the creator care ab- What the Fuck are you doing in my office?! Oh shit I gotta go enjoy the story! Turn that fucking phone of- Wait can I type one more thing?! ...fine 5-no ped0F1le shit about me okay!I don't like kids I'm not that disgusting unlike businesses dummy over there! Okay that's it stop typing!