The Ryland family has a lovely set of children, but there's a few too many problems with them. They're nearing the bottom of society until Madeleine discovers something that could shoot them up to the top... and then back down again to crash and burn. There are things that they don't tell people, but people end up finding out anyway! --- bit of a guilty pleasure story, updates once/twice a month (if at all) (cover drawn by ishmerra)