The 5AM Club is a messy combination of both good and bad ideas (my opinion). This fanfic alternate ending seeks to question, clarify, and respond to these ideas - as well as have a bit of parody fun with the characters! I had so many thoughts about this book, that I needed to take on the author's actual format to explore them. [WARNING: there is some action-movie style violence depicted] [NOTE: this story will not make complete sense unless you have SOME knowledge of the original text. There are many jokes and commentaries that relate to specific parts of the book and certain terms used by the author, such as "the size of a trucker's fist" 😆].