First of all; This is NOT a real fanfiction (It's all just in your head). This is meant as a joke and should not be taken seriously. This also isn't hate towards BTS. I'm a huge fan of them but find the shippers and X readers story a bit... well, you get it. So that's why I've decided to do a story like this too! But just, with more sarcastic, unrealistic and mocking undertones.
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