The quotes provided are from my classmates and friends, and or just random friends and moments that are very funny when taken without context. Also, just for the record, if any of these quotes end up being something you've heard or read somewhere else with someone that you "think" you know, chances are that it's completely coincidental and should not be taken personally or offensively. All of these are here for pure entertainment and none of these should be taken to heart for any reason whatsoever. Just because I'm a sadist and want to see my friends struggle doesn't mean I need to have my story get reported, and this was made for a pretty mature audience anyways, and for people with kind of dark humor, so if you're gonna report it all because it mentions something that you personally don't like, do NOT read it. But all of that being said, If you're a random stranger who's never met, heard of, or seen me or anyone I know in my life, have fun reading this. For all my friends who'll see this and probably see ones of them, s u f f e r. Enjoy!<3