a humantoadxmario fanfic based on this picture. Mario is a difficult man to please. In this world, being drafted to stand in a castle and tell Mario that the princess is in another castle is much like jury duty. Some like it, but most dread it. Toad is one who dreads it. But is Mario as argumentative, abusive and horrible as people say? Or is he too just looking for love from somebody who isn't going to disappear to Bowser's castle every 20 seconds?