A short story starring everyone's favorite love god and his boyfriend, the hot merman prince!!! Cupid's pretty happy about being voted Earth's Hottest Deity Alive by God Monthly Magazine for seven years straight. But when Poseidon curses him to be idolized by strangers, Cupid must learn the difference between celebrity and real love. This short story is my holiday gift to you, my wonderful readers! Cover art by @KitKatz4evr, cover design by @iamrodneyvsmith Story originally appeared in Mermaid Monthly Magazine, 11/2021, edited by Julia Rios.