[rewriting...] WHO LET BACHIRA COOK !? said teenager thought it was a GLORIOUS idea to add a bunch of young male football players (who haven't been outside in a hot minute) to a discord group chat and watch the magic happen - solely to fight his boredom. and to add to the chaos, he adds his female best friend as well. _________________________________________ × cringe warning... sometimes on purpose <3 × crude / immature / satire humor, nsfw jokes & a lot of swearing. × occasional flirting; not exactly an xreader, just a reader insert. × recommended settings: dark mode + scrolling × all blue lock characters belong to muneyuki kaneshiro and yūsuke nomura. × release date: 4/16/23 × #1 in bluelock ; 180423 × #1 in chatfic ; 100523 × #2 in silly ; 240424 × ONGOING !!! (in desperate need of rewriting)